1. He’s ripping apart Eva 01’s pilot’s plugsuit. With the plugsuit damaged due to over expansion, possibly destroyed, the synchronization rate between the pilot and the Evangelion would be significantly decrease, and the the world would probably have wiped out in episode 1. That means Asuka and Kaworu wouldn’t be able to make their appearance. Yaoi fangirls and tsundere fanboys, can you live with that?!

2. He stands in the way of the Rebuild of Evangelion’s aim of remodelling Shinji into a man who’s a step closer to Simon or Kamina. I’m sure that we’ve been sick and tired of Shinji being such a fag for the past 10 years or so, and hence, we shall get rid of the obstacle and allow Shinji to successfully undergo his metamorphosis. No longer will he be able to scar the minds of Evangelion watchers.

3. There’s a high possibility of him exterminating your hearty appetite. A group of us caught a glimpse of him just before lunch, and needless to say, lunch wasn’t as enjoyable as it should have been.

4. People actually mistook him for cross-playing as Rei. Unforgivable, I say!

5. How many of you actually didn’t protect your eyes and barged on to the image? See the damage it has done? The only cure is to rinse your eyes clean in LCL, and even so, it’s not a 100% success rate.

6. Clearly, he cosfucked. Just like the TMA Shinji.

There are still many reasons as to why FatShinji is dangerous, and probably combustible too. I’m sure many of you can further enhance the information in the documentation list.

To make matters worse, I’ve been informed by certain sources that FatShinji might be attending the next local cosplay event as FatAsuka. Oh the HORROR!!!

As such, we should band together and fight against evil, in this case, FatShinji. I propose shooting on sight. Not with your camera, since your precious thousand dollar lens would crack. Instead, you can arm yourself with rubber bands or super soakers. BB guns would be awesome if they weren’t banned locally.

Remember, approach the subject for the kill cautiously if you ever spot him. I would advise you to escape the moment his WTF-level surpasses MORE THAN 9000.

-That is all. I wish us luck.